I once met a kid at the park named Wolfgang. Since I was very small(like 3 or 4), I could not pronounce his name right, so I called him "Loafgang" instead. I just thought that he liked bread
A childhood belief about names

others believed things like this
- Since we receive bread at Mass, I thought he was called "Jesus Crust" Seemed pretty obvious!Anon
- i used to think a small man named homer lived in my grandmother's freezer and made ice. — ana
- "Better than sliced bread"
I used to believe 'Sliced Bread' was a musical band.— Madeline - When my sister was about 9 or 10 she used to pronounce "chaos" like "chows"Anon
- I used to pronounce the word "Computer" as "Crocuta"
Anon - I thought that exclamation marks were actually "explanation marks", since they explain how you pronounce it.— superoid