I thought that Polish people were made of nail polish
A childhood belief about nationalities

others believed things like this
- Polish war memorial ,I thought it was an instruction.as in to polish— oddsox
- I used to believe that people from Holland were called "Hollish", like people from Poland are called "Polish"— Sally
- As a youngster, my older brother told me that polish sausage was really the bull's genitals. — Ross
- I used to think that the moon was God's toe nail, when it was in the shape of a crecent— Ms.imagination
- I didn't know whether nail files were supposed to make your nails sharper or duller.Anon
- I used to believe that a half moon was gods finger nail, and his finger was pointing downwards.— clo