When I was five, I tried to report myself to the police because I'd drawn on the furniture.
A childhood belief about police
others believed things like this
- I used to believe nude furniture was ,furniture with pictures of naked people on them.— Bethany Mote
- I thought the song "Karma Police" was actually saying "call the police" before I learned the title— Alberto Richardson
- When I used to see the sign 'police accident' I thought it meant that a police car had crashed.Anon
- I thought live-action films were very, very well-drawn cartoons.Anon
- I wanted to be a police officer as a kid because I believe police officer's couldn't die.— Sam
- My mum used to tell me that thunder was god re-arranging the furniture.— Dale