Not me, but my cousin used to think wrinkle cream gave you wrinkles.
A childhood belief about bathrooms

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the wrinkles on my dad's forehead were his feelings.— Suzy
- I used to think wrinkles came about because people just grew too much skin.Anon
- I used to think when someone had wrinkles on their forehead, it meant they had a headacheAnon
- I once asked my mom if my grandma got wrinkles on her wrinkels when she bathed. Go figure....— Kitty
- "Yooce cream, ice bean, we all scream for ice cream!"
This song was always stupid to me.— Shirley B. - My parents told me that when the ice cream van was playing music, it means he's run out of ice cream :(Anon