I was a scholarly young lass, so I liked reading Wikipedia, but one day, I was reading the article for "sexual reproduction" and I thought I'd get in trouble if my parents found out.
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- When I was about 5, I thought that English was the reverse reading of Turkish.— sel
- I used to believe that every person in the world had their own Wikipedia page about their lifeAnon
- I used to wonder when reading the obituary column how people always managed to die in alphabetical order.— diane
- In my second grade class everyone thought that sexual intercourse was "TALKING DIRRTY".— Israel Bliss
- I thought that "Doube Bubble Toil and Trouble" was "Doube Bubble, Toilet Trouble" Anon
- My parents used to have an old radio. I thought it could only play old songs, like from when they were young.— kathy