I thought the song Smooth Operator by Sade sounded like Rudolph the Reindeer. Also thought Betty Davis Eyes by Kim Carne sounded like 'Better days to decide'.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I was a kid I was completely convinced that Sade's "Smooth operator" was "Ooh of the red eye".— Brookstar78
- The Kim Carnes song called 'Bette Davis Eyes' well my dad used to sing "She's got Dickie Davis Eyes" Anon
- I used to think the song Bette Davis Eyes was called 'she's got better days besides'.— JJ Simpson
- I used to think that in the song "Smooth Operator" they were saying "Schooooooool's not forever!"— Steph
- For the longest time I thought that Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer had a very "chinese" nose...Anon
- i used to bielieve if you get hit
in the nose you will turn into
rudolph the rednose reindeer— kurt santana