I used to think headquarters meant somebody's head cut into 4.
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I used to think that being fired meant they set you on fire.
Or they just chopped off your head.Anon - my sister when she was little thorght head lice tried to borrow into her head to get to her brainAnon
- i used to belive that if i fell on my head my head would come off while i was doing a cartwheelAnon
- i used to believe that sex meant love and that having sex meant the two people would live happily ever after.— amy
- I used to think my forehead was actually called a three-head.— Fen
- I used to believe that if you picked your nose then your head would cave in!— Sir Jared