For years I thought the line in Bennie and the Jets was "she's got electric boobs and her ma has too". Actually it's "she's got electric boots and a mohair suit". I still sing my version however!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I use to believe if I ate something electronic Id have electric powers — jack L
- I used to think that if you put geraniums into electric switches it would blow up the whole world!— Steve Jeffs
- when i was little i believed that if you got three speeding tickets that you went to the electric chairAnon
- My mother told me that if I lay too close to our electric radiator (heater) my brains would melt.
— robyn c. - I used to suck on the ends of batteries intent on gaining super electric powers. Anon
- I used to believe that the "no outlet" sign on roads was a warning to people driving electric cars.— c