Michael Jackson- Billie Jean.
"Billie Jean's not my love, ah,
She's just a girl and I'm on the run.
The jail is not my son.
She says I'm done.
But the jail is not my son."
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- David Bowie - Jean Genie
"The Jean Genie lives on his back
The Jean Genie loves cheesy snacks"— Santa Puncher - i thaught the michael jackson song billy jean song said Janet's not my son Anon
- I really, truly thought that Michael Jackson and Janet Jackson were the same person. Anon
- i used to believe that if i crawl under my bed i would be locked in. like a jail.— K.N.C
- when i was 4or5 i thought if i was naughty i would get sent to jail.— JESSELEE GWYNNE (VICTORA)
- my mum told me when i was 11 if i swore the police would take me to jail. — tg in blue