When I was young I saw all those colorful bottles in the kitchen sink cabinet and being the curious toddler I was, I wanted to drink them. My parents kept saying you can't drink them they're poison. I guessed they were some kind of "grown-up" drink like alcohol or beer because they weren't for kids. I also thought my parents secretly drank them when I wasn't looking.
A childhood belief about around the house

others believed things like this
- I always thought there was a drinking age for coffee, because it was an adult drink like beer and wine.Anon
- That you had to be a male to drink beer.— andrei gaspar
- I used to think that if you mixed a diet drink with a regular drink, it would explode. Anon
- I used to belive that it was Illeagal to drink ANY beverage while driving, not just alcohol.— Emma*
- I used to think that apple juice was beer and I'd drink it all the time and pretend to be drunk.— Dee
- When I was young I refused to drink well water because I thought it came out of whales.— itodd