When I was very young, I thought a fart was a turd up there making that noise.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I used to think that if you held a turd in for more than an hour it would give you bad breath— phil
- I belived that when I took a crap, my turd(s) would turn into snakes and bite my booty.— Butters.
- I used to think that a company had boats all over the world making waves, and airplanes making cloudsAnon
- i was scared to fart outside in cold weather because i thought u would be able to see the steam.— xJeNneSceNcEx
- When I first met my husband, he thought women didn't fart. He was really surprised after he met me!!!Anon
- i thought that if you held in your fart you burp if you happen to hold both in you explode!— ahh!