I used to think that the female version of a Squire was a Squirelle
A childhood belief about names

others believed things like this
- Billy Squire sang about "My Kind of Lover". My wife sang about "My Candelabra"— Wailerman
- I used to think that to desex an animal meant to turn it from a male to a female or female to male.— Phil
- i used to believe a dog was the male version of a cat.Anon
- I used to believe a pickle was a smaller version of the cucumber.Anon
- I used to believe that a 'wolverine' was the girl version of a wolf. — Jelly
- I used to believe that God looked like an enormous version of "Woody" from the Toy Story series.— Ryan