I used to think that being "horny" meant you were aroused by the sound of a bike horn.
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- I used to believe my dad could honk the car horn by pushing on a mysterious spot on the roof of the car.— sarah b
- my brother told me that if i ride my bike with my mouth open i will swallow my tounge. Anon
- I used the scar on my dads leg was a shark bite when in fact he fell off his bike when he was a child— Wendy Murray
- I used to believe that you could only play a record once, and after that all the sound was wiped off.Anon
- I used to beleive Euthanasia was a country. It does sound like one don't you think?— Charley
- I used to believe thunder was the sound of God rearranging his furniture.Anon