When I was a kid I thought the song Footloose by Kenny Loggins contained the line "you're burnin urine in a croissant."
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- i believed that michelle gayle's sweetness song contained the lyrics shade in sheep shit!— andrew
- i thought the line "saving my face" from the KT Tunstall song of the same name was "shaving my face"Anon
- When I was little I thought that my urine was stored in my scrotum until I needed to wee.— Bryan
- I used to think that the song"Stayin Alive" said "Staying In Line" like at school when I was little. — MacKenzie
- I thought the line in the song "more than a woman" was "four-legged woman".— boo
- I used to think that the line in the song "Life in the Fast Lane" was "Fights in the Bat Plane".Anon