I used to think that “The Fine Columbian” line from Deacon Blue by Steely Dan was “Fine Combed Ambience.”
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- Eifel 65 - Blue
I'm Blue (if I was green I would die...)
[I'm blue, da ba dee, da ba di.]— Matt - You know the eifel65 song "Im blue da be da ba di"
I thought he said "I'm blue I'm in need of a guy"— Anna - The song "Reverend Blue Jeans" turned out to be "Forever in Blue Jeans." Who would have believed that?— music lover
- I used to believe ham came from hamsters. What's worse is I was totally fine with eating it!— Kara
- No littering $500 fine
I better litter so I don’t get fined!!Anon - i used to belive that if you smashed your hand in a roller your bones would be fine but your arm would be flat— rap masta cheseepuff