I used to believe that in "Combine Harvester," by the Wurzels, they sang "Come on now let's get together and burp in harmony." Would you believe.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- Adults lived in continuous perfect harmony with each other.— Wangchuk
- I used to believe that if you held a fart in long enough it would come out as a burp.— Chris
- My brother once told me that if you burp and fart at the same time, you'd explode— Aubrey
- I was told in first grade that if you fart burp and sneeze at the same time you would blow up— bob doodle
- i thought that if you held in your fart you burp if you happen to hold both in you explode!— ahh!
- Billy Squire sang about "My Kind of Lover". My wife sang about "My Candelabra"— Wailerman