My sister was convinced Prince's "Rasberry Beret" was "Rags baby her Rags" well, it made sense when you with the second part of the chorus "the kind you find in a second hand store"...and no one could persuade my sister otherwise!!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think that Prince's "Raspberry Beret" was actually "Mad-Miracle Man"— Missy
- My sister convinced me that tapioca was made with fish eyeballs.— Eileen
- My older sister had me convinced that noodles grew on trees, but that rice was man-made...— Trusting little brother
- I convinced my sister that chocolate milk was made out of Keebler cookie elves, she believed me for a month— Rainbow Steel
- when i was 2 or 3 believed that i had lots of animals in my tummy it made sense my mum had baby in hers.— kjc
- My sister convinced me that rain was God's pee.— Scott