I used to think Pearl Jam's 'Daughter' was "Don't call me, da da da..." as in rhythmic nonsense, wondering at the same time why it was called Daughter. Kinda of silly considering it's meant to be "Don't call me, Daughter, not fit to..." etc. I guess I'm not really fit to listen to it, huh?
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- My daughter used to believe that when someone is fired from their job, it meant it literally.— Sally's mommy
- My daughter once asked if God was short for Godfrey— keefdave
- My daughter thought that ear wax was peanut butter.— Bobbiemac
- My daughter thought bumblebees were baby hummingbirds. — Carolyn
- when my daughter was much younger she used to beleive there was nothing but hair in her headAnon
- My 5 year old daughter believes if she picks her nose her bum will fall off !!Anon