My friend Beccy used to think that Dusty Springfield's classic 'Son of a Preacher Man' was actually 'Son of the Pizza Man'.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that if you ate the little seeds on pizza that pizza would grow out of your ears— chana
- In the song "We're going to Ibiza", my friend thought they said "we're going to eat pizza"!— Smaranda
- When asked why he didn't finish eating the crust from his pizza, a young friend said "I don't eat the bone".— Dustin
- The old classic by the Go-Go's "Our Lips are Sealed" I used to think they said "honest I see you"— Euge
- I used to think that the word pizzazz was something to do with pizza.Anon
- I used to think all Italians worked in pizza restaurants.Anon