I always thought Jimmy Buffett was "wasted away again in Margaritaville, searching for my lost CIRCULAR SAW". My husband laughed until he cried when he caught me singing it.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I was a young boy I thought when we cried or when we laughed we won or we lost one minute of our life. — loulou83
- I also thought that people in different countries coughed, sneezed, laughed, or cried in their own language!— Mini
- I used to believe that being wasted meant feeling really tired. Anon
- When me and my brother were kids we used to think that Jim'll Fix it's Jimmy Saville was called Jim'llAnon
- Throughout my childhood I believed that Jimmy Saville's name was actually "Jimll Fixit".— Galina Shinra
- Having seen enough red octagonal STOP signs in my time, I used to look out for green circular GO signs.— Gary