My son aged 17 recently divulged that when he was told that Jesus was a carpenter he thought that he laid carpets!!!Lots of demand for shag pile in Bethlehem !
A childhood belief about characters

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that cows laid beef, like the way chickens laid eggsAnon
- I used to believe airplanes were powered by magic carpets.— Anonymous
- My parents told me that scotch eggs were laid by a Haggis. — sarah c
- When I was a little kid I thought that salt was some form of an aged sugar.— Jodie
- i thought chickens laid peanuts.
— pikl - When I was a child my mom told me that when it rained it was because the baby Jesus was crying.— Tatiana