I used to think Boy George's Karma Chamelon went come-a come-a come-a come-a come a camelia (I thought it was weird wanting to be a flower)
A guy I work with just told me that in Madonna's La Esa Bonita that he always thought the words Young girl with eyes like the desert was Young girl with eyes like potatoes... huh?
My best friend and I always sing the Venga Boys song We like to party as Feet like to party (It makes sense!!) and also in the same song when they sing The Venga bus is coming we always thought it was The finger bus is coming.... (To join the partying feet maybe?)
Yeah I know I'm a weirdo...
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I thought the lyrics to "We're going to Ibiza" by the Venga Boys was "We're going to eat pizza"— ShannonOfDoom
- The Kim Carnes song called 'Bette Davis Eyes' well my dad used to sing "She's got Dickie Davis Eyes" Anon
- I thought the song "Party Time" by Moby was actually saying "heart attack" (this was before I knew the title)— Elviessa
- When I was younger, I saw Madonna's video for "Material Girl". I thought she was singing "I'm a Cheerio Girl"!— Greg
- I always thought instead of saying "Im a material girl" Madonna was saying "Im a cheerio girl".— Tiffany
- I thought that singer/songwriter was spelled this way: sing-a-song-writer...Anon