I love that song Gloria by Van Morrison - Instead of singing "Gloria, G.L.O.R.I.A." I used to think it was "Gloria, the yellow warrior"...
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the B-52's song "Love Shack" was actually "Love Shark!"— Natalie
- I used to think the song "love the one you're with" was called "love the one, your win. — Glowworm
- When Madonna sang "let the choir sing" in "Like a Prayer", I thought she was singing "love by proxy"— Kristen
- In Beyonce's song 'Crazy in Love', I always thought she said 'Daisy right now'.Anon
- That song that goes:
I'll never let you go...
I thought he was singing:
Another machine gun...
Haha.— Kelle - In Prince's song "I Would Die for You" I used to think he was singing "Apple Dapple do!" — Sara