My dad told me that he won a boyscout award/trophy in knot tying. His winning knot? The braid. My dad told me he invented braiding and got a trophy for it! I actually went to school and bragged on my Daddy.
The facade all came crashing down around me when, in the middle of my show and/or tell speech, the teacher asked in front of everyone....."So did your dad teach the Indians how to braid their hair?"
And they say children can be cruel.
A childhood belief about family

others believed things like this
- I used to believe your belly button was a knot that held you together - my parents had wierd anatomical views— anne
- My daddy used to think that there was a children-police that killed children who was bad— jonnie
- My Mum told me she invented skipping and I believed her and told all my friends - still living that one downAnon
- i used to believe that when i told a lie my eyes would turn purple,because that's what my daddy told me!!— Jenna
- I used to think that teachers lived in school and they slept there and just woke up to teach us.— tammy
- My Grandad told me he invented carrots.— Nicole