lies

When I was younger, I used to believe thath my brother took me in his pocket when I was a baby. (I thought that just because my brother lied to me)

Rosa-Lou

I once told my friend I was allergic to sand. I have no idea what brought this on, but I milked it for about a year, when she found out I spent my summers in Ocean City, NJ.

Megh

this actually happened about a month ago, and my friend and i are both 15. my weird friend was arguing with little kids because they didnt want people to hurt animals, but they still ate meat. my friend, is obesessed with bears. we call her bear. she also is obsessed with eggo waffles, so i told her that eggos had bits of real bears in them. she was like, "no they dont..." but after five minutes of a really serious face she bought it. it was great. she believed it for about 2 hours before someone told her she was a total idiot. she doesnt take sarcasm well either.

Anchorman Misquoter

when i was little after every holloween i would be missing candy. so i asked my mom and she said that if i behave a little person would put candy behind the doors for me to find. the scary thing is that i actually did find candy..

cindylor

I thought Fidel Castro had died.... Turns out he was just really sick. I was like 17 at the time too :P

Anon

When I was younger my brother told me that if i went up to the tv screen and looked down i would be able to see the bottom half of the actors' bodies.

chris

When I was just past being Little I used to believe That other people could hear your thoughts if they were listening when you were thinking nasty thoughts about them..I had major paranoid guilt issues all through my adolescence because of that

anon

not actually my beliefs, but things i have convinced friends of mine. the capital of england had moved to manchester, so the northener's could have a day out; the pope is a jew; that my sister has a moustache and that spock and uhuru got together in star trek 1 and had a baby called wharf.

speedymarks

When I was little my older brother used to tell me that I was mintally retarted and I believed him for the longest time...and then one day I asked my mom if I was and she told me that I wasn't and my brother got in trouble for making me believe it!!!

Brandy

when my sister was 6 I told her there was a toy land on my ceiling and i would go in there when it is night. She believed me until she was 8

walrus

i remember when i was little. about 4-6 my cousins were really mean to me. they would always tell me that they would have to chop off my toes. i would cry and tell them i did want to. then they told me they would call my dad and ask him. it was really my other cousin on the phone. he would act as my da and say son you must chop of yuour toes. and ever scinec then they would scare me and i would never wear snadles.

PAK-MAN

In early elementary school, kindergarden or 1st grade, I had 2 friends who were brother and sister. The sister was my age, her brother was I think in 4th. I used to sit with them on the bus, hang out with them at recess and that kind of thing. Well one day on the bus, they began telling me about their house. They said they lived in the sky above the clouds, and had to get to their house by a magic bean stock, and they had jars of stars and lightning bolts. I believed them and was in total awe and amazement and wanted so badly to go to their house.

Stephanie

I made my childhood friend believe that if she steps on a drink carton God will get angry at her. and she believed me n she didn't step on it!

banzie

My parents used to tell me they were my 'fake' parents and that my real ones were in jail for life.

Matt

When I was little, I used to believe my brother. Big mistake. One time, he was chasing me around the house, trying to catch me so I could receive my daily beating. I was able to out run him and got to my bedroom just in time to close and lock the door. He was pounding on the door and yelling. Then, finally he got quiet and calmly said, "If you open the door now, I won't beat you up as bad as if you open it later." I opened it and received the beating of a lifetime.

Anna

Caravan holidays are fun.

Sarah

Once I told my sister that I wasn't really her sister & I was an alien called invader Zim. I said that I had killed her real sister & If she didn't help me take over the world, I would kill her too. She believed me & I got away with it until we got a call from her kindergarten teacher asking why my sister was acting so weird!

psyco kid

my mum told me when i woz about 5 that the day boxing day woz when people used to box in a hall and my family used to provide the food


bazzar i no !!!!!!!!!!!!1

me

if you lie your pants will go on fire!

Anon

when i was 15 my friend alicie said that i act white but im not i black
i believed her for the longest time until i looked in the mirror

*Shannon* *Hnot*