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When I was a kid and my dad gave me the "birds and the bees" talk (I was about 8 or so) I thought that people only had sex to have a baby. When my dad told me that people also had sex for fun, I thought he was bullshitting me. I guess I didn't realize sex felt good, so I didn't get why people would do it for fun.

Anon
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I used to believe that when you got married you immideatly got pregnant and so I was terrified to get married

leo
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For years beyond childhood I believed that oral sex was talking about sex. Like talking dirty or something. A friend put me straight.

Anon
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A hand job was a type of hand massage

Kaitlyn
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I literally thought “oral sex” meant talking about sex until 8th grade health class.

Kai
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I used to not be sure how many balls a man is supposed to have. Like, i didnt know that men normally all have the same amount or what that amount was. Which to me justified a bizarre, irrational fear I had that I might have been supposed to have 3, but that one "popped" some how. When I finally asked my mom if she knew the answers to if these were realistic concerns, I honestly thought that she may simply not know the answers to them because she wasnt a man. Was very relieved however when she awkwardly cleared up those concerns.

FreudianNipSlip
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I thought penis was spelled "penus" like the planet Venus. I figured out the brutal truth in 7th grade health :/ .

Isaac
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When I was a child, I used to believe that when a man kissed a woman she got pregnant.

Anon
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when i was 7 years old i thought that to have babies you just have to pray to god to have a baby and it will pop in your stomache but then when I was 10 my mom was haveing a discustion about my body and then i learned how to have a baby i was freaked out hahah good times.

ally
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When I was a little boy i used to believe that babys were brought by swans because i saw it in the movies so i thought i was real. So one day i asked my parents if it was real and they told me yes it's real but one day i learned that was wrong because i saw my mother pregnant and i saw she giving birth to a baby girl

I felt so stupid!

Kaaris Mn
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