I hope I m not the only one thinking that Jimi Hendrix actually did sing:
"Excuse me while I kiss this guy"
(Purple Haze)
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think Jimi Hendrix was white, and Eric Clapton was black.— Steve
- My favorite excuse:
Must be those trouser geese again!— Tootie Fruity - Did anyone else sing "Hark, the hairy angels sing"?— Jill
- My mum said that when I used to sing "noahs arc" at school I would sing "who built the arc, no one, no one"— Clare
- When I was little, my dad told me that if you pee in the pool the water will turn purpleAnon
- I used to believe that God was the Incredible Hulk - he was green and muscly and had purple trousers.— Emma