My favorite excuse:
Must be those trouser geese again!
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- When I was little, I thought the singular form of geese was "gee"— Kate
- My brother believed that bacon(his favorite food) was from horses. — Jenn
- I used to believe that I was the only person in the entire world who knew about my favorite ratio station.— Gillian
- When my favorite Uncle died, I thought if I stared at him in his coffin he would open his eyes and be alive.— Cindy
- I told someone once that my favorite band was the Funkel brothers- Simon and Garth.
(Simon & Garfunkel)— Josie