"My Sharona' was 'Mice Aroma'
"Where you from, you sexy thing" was "Wave a bra, you sexy thing"
"I've got chills, they're multiplying" was "I've got shoes, they're made of plywood"
and last but not least, "Who loves who the most" was "Hula, hula mo"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I always thought Hot Chocolate were singing 'You Sexy PIG' instead of 'You sexy Thing.— Bilz
- I used to think Right Said Fred sung 'I'm too sexy for my lamb' instead of 'I'm too sexy for Milan'.— Nineties music was great
- I used to belive that the word sexy (depending on your sex)
ment you were very girly/boyish.— MysticDarkness - I thought a tidal wave was acutualy a title wave because if the wave was big enough it had its own title!— Nate
- I used to believe that at the end of the universe was a big plywood wall.— matt
- My dad told me SPAM was made of Squirrel, Possum, and Mice YUM YUM — Suzanne