I used to think the the song 'I believe in miracles' was actually 'I believe in milko' - Hot Chocolate - geddit!!??
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I always thought song went "I Believe In Malcolm" instead of "I Believe in Miracles"— Malcolm Lover
- My dad thought the song "I believe in Miracles" was actually "I Believe in Milkos" hahah he's 52!!! — GrK GdEsS
- Chocolate, they say, rots your teeth. I believed if you drank chocolate milk, your bones would be brown.— Dellio
- I used to belive chocolate milk came from brown or chocolate cows.Anon
- I used to believe that chocolate milk came from chocolate cows.— Scott
- I used to believe what ever was brown tasted like chocolate— LEADY