I always thought song went "I Believe In Malcolm" instead of "I Believe in Miracles"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- My dad thought the song "I believe in Miracles" was actually "I Believe in Milkos" hahah he's 52!!! — GrK GdEsS
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon
- i thaught the michael jackson song billy jean song said Janet's not my son Anon
- In the song "Let's get it on", I seriously thought they were saying "candy on Crome". — Kate P
- I thought the song "Hit me with your best shot" was "Hit me with your pet shark"Anon
- In the song "We're going to Ibiza", my friend thought they said "we're going to eat pizza"!— Smaranda