When I was 11, I used to believe that the way to tell how old your friend's mother was, was to add up the ages of all her children and add that figure to 25 (all mothers had their first child at 25). I was so confused because some of these mothers (by my warped logic) were 36 (if they had one child) and some were almost 100 years old (if they had loads of kids). I could not work out how my best friend's mother still looked 25, but by my own special system was actually 92.
A childhood belief about family

others believed things like this
- I used to belive that an airplane was my mothers car. I don't no why. — Erilld
- I used to believe that grown-ups, mothers in particular really did have eyes in the backs of their heads.Anon
- My mum told me and my brother that we were adopted and that our real mothers were witches. Thanks mum.Anon
- I used to think tiny little people were inside my mothers radio singing to me.Anon
- I used to think that I nursing home was a place were mothers would take their new born babies to feed them— Katie
- I spent ages wondering what a bart ender was as a child without realising that it was actually bar tender.— Heather