I was convinced in the song "you are not alone" that michael jackson was actually telling lisa-marie presley that 'your burgers are the best' I have recently been corrected and told that it is 'your burdens I will bear' hmmm think he was better off with the burgers
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that "burgers" were really called "boogers" and "boogers" were really called "burgers."Anon
- I used to think that burgulars used to kill people if they ate burgers — angel
- i thaught the michael jackson song billy jean song said Janet's not my son Anon
- I watched a Michael Jackson music video with my brother, and we were convinced he was a woman.— Adrian
- I really, truly thought that Michael Jackson and Janet Jackson were the same person. Anon
- i used to believe i looked exactly like michael jackson when he dance - when i was jumping.— sandy.