i used to believe that if you didnt fart that you would throw your guts up
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- when i was a little girl, i beleived that women didnt have bums, because i never heard my mom fart. Anon
- When I was little I use to think hot dogs were pig guts.— Tri 5460
- My brother used to tell me that the squidgy bits in mushroom soup were owl guts!— Kirsten
- I used to believe if you fart hard enough you can fly— Bob
- I used to believe that when you fart, your tummy was breathing!— Nicholas Orsmond
- i used to believe that if i swallowed gum i would fart a bubble— jeremy