when i was a little girl, i beleived that women didnt have bums, because i never heard my mom fart.
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- When I first met my husband, he thought women didn't fart. He was really surprised after he met me!!!Anon
- i used to believe that if you didnt fart that you would throw your guts upAnon
- I was about 6 and thought my family invented the fart because I never heard anyone outside my family do it.— Bob
- My Uncle Billy used to tell us that if we swallowed chewing gum it would clog our bums up !
— Coolbuzz - I used to believe that we got sausages from pulling them out of pigs bums - all neat and tidy. Mmm— L. Webb
- I used to believe if you fart hard enough you can fly— Bob