I used to believe that my immediate family were the only people in the world that farted
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that our family was the only family that farted.— Teri
- That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.Anon
- I used to think a world record was a record of all the people in the world singing .— JACK REGAN . [SWEENEY . ]
- i used to believe that if you farted out of your mouth, you'd die.— John Deere
- I used to think when you farted, bubbles came out.— Nick
- My dad would say "The snake's are barking" when he farted.— Big1