I used to believe that our family was the only family that farted.
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that my immediate family were the only people in the world that farted— Rainbow
- I was about 6 and thought my family invented the fart because I never heard anyone outside my family do it.— Bob
- I used to think that in the song"Family Affair, they were saying "It's a family of bears!"— Wayne Huffman
- That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.Anon
- I used to believe that if I sat behind the tv set, my family could see me on the screen.— Jenny
- I used to think that i was the oldest kid of my family because my birthday came first— The youngest of kids