I can't be the only one who thought that Andy Fairweather Low (think it was him!) was singing My Diamond Necklace instead of Wide Eyed and Legless.....
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think that neil diamond was singing about the reverend blue jeansAnon
- I used to believe that my sister unscrewed her head to get her necklace off!— Nancy
- I used to believe that Andy Rooney, of 60 minutes, was my real father!— KM
- I used to believe that if I went down the stairs slowly a red eyed skeleton would come and run after me.— Melly2bee
- When I was younger, I believed that squinting in a storm would make you cross-eyed... forever.Anon
- I used to think that "cross-eyed" meant that people had X's for eyes, like dead people in cartoons.— Tim