In the Eminem song 'Sing for the moment' I thought he was singing 'So I'm signing CD's whilst police finger Britney'. Well, it is Eminem!!! It wasn't until I asked my boyfriend why the police would be fingering Britney that I found it was '...whilst police fingerprint me'!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I thought the song "Karma Police" was actually saying "call the police" before I learned the title— Alberto Richardson
- When I used to see the sign 'police accident' I thought it meant that a police car had crashed.Anon
- I wanted to be a police officer as a kid because I believe police officer's couldn't die.— Sam
- in sting's / the police's song ''roxanne''. I thaught that it was ''rock sand''— wacko zacho
- I used to think the raper eminem was spelled M&M.— Rambles
- When I was a little kid. I thought that police officers were a gang of mean people who bullied others.— LOOL