I used to believe that if I pumped in my sleep and breathed it in I would turn into a rotting turnip!
A childhood belief about farting
others believed things like this
- I used to think that when you died, you would be awake trapped in your coffin rotting for all eternity!— Trapped in the Coffin
- When I was really young I used to think that dead bodies wouldn't start rotting until they were buried.— Katherine
- I similarly thought that "Proud Mary" included the lyrics "pumped a lot of tanks down in New Orleans."— Larry
- Every old person I met smelled bad, and I thought old people smelled bad because they were slowly rotting.— Jasmine
- I used to think farts were air you had breathed in and out loads of times and was 'used'Anon
- i used to believe that if you swallowed gum, when you breathed in, your stomach would stick to your back— cope