I used to think farts were air you had breathed in and out loads of times and was 'used'
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that if you ate loads and loads of crust from bread it would make you have BIG boobies.— Israel Bliss
- i used to believe that if you swallowed gum, when you breathed in, your stomach would stick to your back— cope
- I used to believe that if I pumped in my sleep and breathed it in I would turn into a rotting turnip!— Quako
- I used to believe there were loads of Wombles, until about a minute ago...— Nat
- I thought everyone only had a set number of breaths before they died.
I breathed slowly for a long time.Anon - "The wombles of Wimbledon Common are we" meant that there were loads of them...— Mike