Until last week, I thought the lyrics to"I Showed Her", were, "I Shall Return".
I liked it better my way.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- Actual lyrics: "I've never been your beast of burden"
My lyrics: "I've never been your big suburban"
— Big Suburban - When I was young, I really used to believe that 'R.I.P.' (on a gravestone) meant 'Return If Possible.'— Colin
- I Used To Believe In The Scab Fairy, That She Would Pay You In Return For Those Scabs!— KellGirl
- After watching Return of the Jedi, I belived that whenever you died you just dissapeared.— Nano
- I thought that "tomorrow" was one of the days of the week— Frank
- I always thought that after 1999 it would be 1990 again, but with different months and days of the week
— optional