My brother was convinced up to very recently that the line from Sir Mix alots 'baby got back' was
I like big hut's and i cannot die you other brothers will cry when my girl walks in a with a little bitter taste and a round thing in your face '
We found out he thought this while very drunk at xmas...he was quite surpirsed to find out the really lyrics.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- i thought the line "saving my face" from the KT Tunstall song of the same name was "shaving my face"Anon
- I recently found out that Euthanasia is not Asian youth.Anon
- I used to believe that a vitamin was a small animal
only recently I have found out that it is not true... :)— Sylwia - My neighbor told me that the insides of acorns tasted like chocolate. They don't. They're really bitter.— Dial Zero
- for the longest time every i used to think that Prince's "Raspberry Barret" said "round merry go round"— lin
- I thought that gnats were baby flies, then one day I found out about maggots. yuck— Felicia