As a young child I attended church with my parents. We used to sing a song which had the words "Victorious Christ" in. I always wondered why He was Victoria's and not anyone elses. My dad did an amazing job of keeping a straight facee when I asked him!
A childhood belief about hymns

others believed things like this
- I believed that Jesus Christ was the son of the Christ family, i.e., Mary and Joseph Christ.— David Araújo
- I used to think that church songs were pop music. Well, we did sing them in church every week...— Roxy
- In a religious song, instead of “Jesus Christ” I heard “Cheese is Prize”— EJ
- My fiance was in church as a kid and he saw the Vicar of the church and asked his Mum if it was God.— Andys fiancee
- My sister used to tell me that Victorian houses were shiped from Victoria after they were built.Anon
- As a child I went to a prodestant church, but I used to tell people that I was a pedestrian.— Megan