I used to think the Police song "So Lonely" was "Salami".
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I thought the song "Karma Police" was actually saying "call the police" before I learned the title— Alberto Richardson
- I used to believe that salami was the meat from elephant's feet— Sarah
- in sting's / the police's song ''roxanne''. I thaught that it was ''rock sand''— wacko zacho
- When I used to see the sign 'police accident' I thought it meant that a police car had crashed.Anon
- I wanted to be a police officer as a kid because I believe police officer's couldn't die.— Sam
- I believe animals are our best friends. When we are sad or we feel lonely, they are there to support us.— Rosa Saito