When the family would say grace before dinner, instead of saying "Amen", I thought it was "I win!" . . . for years.
A childhood belief about prayers

others believed things like this
- there was a young girl i used to know that would say 'onion' at the end of grace, instead of 'amen'— matt
- "God is good, God is great, lettuce thank him for our food Amen"— pj
- Until I was well along in years I always thought our family was Irish because my dads birthday was March 17th— Gladys
- I was about 6 and thought my family invented the fart because I never heard anyone outside my family do it.— Bob
- I used to think that in the song"Family Affair, they were saying "It's a family of bears!"— Wayne Huffman
- Mom couldn't understand why at dinner time I wanted Chicken Pox.— Kristin