I had a friend who thought the line "and my ashes are scattered" from 'Back On Earth' by Ozzy Osbourne was hysterical because he thought he was saying "my ass is a-scattered"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I always thought that Slash was the same guy as Ozzy Osbourne.Anon
- I always used to think that Ozzy Osbourne was a racing driver!
Anon - i used to think that ozzy osbourne was a hockey player, and i thought michael jackson was a basketball player.— anastacia beeverhousen
- I used to believe Michael Jackson, Ozzy Osbourne, and Marilyn Manson were women.— TRANSGENDER
- I used to believe that if I got my hair cut like Farrah Fawcett's people would throw ashes on me.— mel
- when i was 4 i thought an earthquake was an earth cake!— chardog