when I was about 4 or 5, I thought Jesus must have had a fancy-dress policeman's uniform just like mine - "The little law Jesus
Laid down his sweet head"
- and obviously, being God, he was allowed to sleep in it
A childhood belief about hymns

others believed things like this
- when i was little i thought it rained because something bad happened and god or jesus was crying. — derek
- I thought that after the resurrection Jesus became the Holy Ghost.— Meowpossum
- when i was little i thought that jesus delivered presents on christmas not santa .— gaby
- I thought Jesus was made up to make kids behave.Anon
- the dance settee seems to be very popular... I'm another one who thought of Jesus dancing on a sofa....Anon
- When i was little, I used to send Jesus birthday cards on christmas and thought he would read them in heaven.Anon