My sister used to think that the lyrics in the theme tune to Neighbours went "with a little bit of stanley" instead of "a little understanding"!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- in the song with the lyrics "take your passion" my sister used to always think it was "take your pants off"— Steped
- if you pick your nose, there will be a tune from itAnon
- Actual lyrics: "I've never been your beast of burden"
My lyrics: "I've never been your big suburban"
— Big Suburban - My friend's sister believed the lyrics to Gazza's "Fog on the Tyne" were "Fog on the dinasaurs mine all mine"— Suzanne
- I used to believe the sound of a flushing toilet was nearly identical to the 90210 theme. — Laurenne
- I used to think that the actors on tv shows sang the show's theme song.Anon