I used to think that the song "blinded by the light" had a verse in it that said "stunk up like a douch and a rubber in the night" now i can hear the lyrics more clearly i think it says"stuck out like an illusion in the middle of the night" who knew? my husband thought the same thing...
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I always thought the song Blinded by the light went "Wrapped up like a dousche, another runner in the night"— Dawn
- The song 'there's a bad moon out to night.' i thought they were saying 'there's a bathroom on the right.'— kim in alabama
- At night I would hear the chirping crickets and thinking it was comeing from the stars in the sky!— delana
- I believed the sun and the moon were the same thing, just rotated to change from day to night.— Daniel
- My mother didn't want me outside at night so she told me i had to come in or else 'the night air would get me'— Dan
- My mum always thought the lyrics to macy grays song was i try to say goodbye to my chook.— alana